| Sanzo Ryuzaki |
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| Rating: | 8.84 / 59 total votes |
| Male: | 20 years old |
| Location: | Kazakhstan |
| Active: | 8 days 10 hours ago |
| Views: | 3460 |
| URL: | loudfusion.com/@K3dd07 |
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| Personal Details |
| Here for: | Meet People |
| Status: | In a relationship |
| Orientation: | Straight |
| Body type: | Moderate build |
| Height: | 5'6 |
| Zodiac: | Taurus |
| Education: | High School |
| Job: | Lifeguard, Navy squid and I'm in a band |
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| About Me: |
And I am the Heritic.
MyHotComments
YOU KNOW YOU'RE PUERTO RICAN WHEN...
* IF YOU GREW UP SCARED OF SOMETHING CALLED "EL CUCO."
* IF YOU'VE EVER LEFT GRASS FOR THE CAMELS ON THE NIGHT OF JANUARY 6TH
INSTEAD OF LEAVING COOKIES AND MILK FOR SANTA ON CHRISTMAS...
* IF DINNER USUALLY CONSISTS OF RICE, BEANS AND SOME KIND OF MEAT.
* IF YOU WERE RAISED ON GOYA PRODUCTS.
* IF YOU HAVE EVER USED YOUR NOSE OR LIPS TO POINT SOMETHING OUT.
* IF YOU'VE EVER DROPPED FOOD ON THE FLOOR, PICKED IT UP, ATE IT AFTER
SAYING, "LO QUE NO MATA ENGORDA."
* IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN HIT BY A CHANCLETA.
* IF YOU CONSTANTLY REFER TO CORN FLAKES AS "CON FLAY."
* IF OTHERS TELL YOU TO STOP SCREAMING WHEN YOU'RE REALLY TALKING.
* IF YOU'VE EVER GONE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WITH ROLOS AND CHANCLETAS.
* IF WHENEVER YOU ARE ANGRY, YOU SPOUT OFF A TORRENT OF "CO?O,"
"PU?ETA," AND "CARAJO."
* IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN HIT WITH EITHER THE CORD OF A PLANCHA OR LA
CORREA.
* IF YOU KNOW YOUR MOM IS SNEAKING UP ON YOU BECAUSE YOU HEAR THE
CLACK-CLACK OF HER CHANCLETAS.
* IF YOUR MOTHER YELLS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS TO CALL YOU TO
DINNER AND YOU LIVE IN A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT.
* IF YOU CAN GET TO YOUR HOUSE BLINDFOLDED BECAUSE THE SMELL OF CHULETAS IS SO STRONG.
* IF YOUR HOUSE HAS ALL OF THOSE LITTLE FIGURINES THAT TAKE UP EVERY
INCH OF SPACE ON/UNDER THE TV AND YOU HAVE EITHER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: A PORCELAIN CAT, DOG, COQUI, OR ELEPHANT IN YOUR LIVINGROOM.
* IF YOUR SOFA IS COVERED IN PLASTIC OR WAS.
* IF YOU NOT ONLY KNOW WHO DON FRANCISCO (FROM SABADO GIGANTE!) IS, BUT TELL PEOPLE HE IS YOUR TIO.
* IF YOUR MOTHER, TIA, OR HERMANA'S HAIR IS BLACKCHERRY, "SUN IN,"
RED,OR A BURGUNDY THAT WOULD MAKE CELIA CRUZ JEALOUS.
* IF YOUR TITI THINKS THAT BUTTERFLY CLIPS ARE ON VOGUE'S HOT LIST FOR
HAIR ACCESSORIES.
* IF YOU GO TO A WEDDING OR QUINCEANERA, GOSSIP ABOUT HOW BAD THE COMIDA IS, BUT ARE THE FIRST TO TAKE A PLATE TO GO.
* IF YOU THINK CRISTINA CAN BEAT OPRAH ANY DAY.
* IF YOU CAN DANCE MERENGUE, CUMBIA, AND SALSA WITHOUT MUSIC.
* IF YOU USE MANTECA INSTEAD OF OLIVE OIL AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY YOUR ASS IS GETTING BIGGER.
* IF YOU JUST CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE NOT LIKING SPANISH FOOD.
* IF YOU'VE BEEN IN A TWO-PASSENGER CAR WITH OVER SEVEN PEOPLE IN IT,
WITH ONE PERSON SHOUTING, "CABEN MAS!"
* IF YOU CALL YOUR SNEAKERS "TENIS."
* IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST THIRTY COUSINS.
* IF YOU START CLAPPING WHEN YOUR PLANE LANDS ON THE
RUNWAY.
* IF YOU SAY CRAZY THINGS LIKE "ME CAGO EN DIEZ,"
* IF YOU CONSIDER PLATANOS TO BE A FOOD GROUP.
* IF YOU LIVE IN "GUASHINTON HEIGHTS,"
* IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THESE, YOU'RE DEFINITELY PUERTO RICAN!!
*forward to every hispanic you know* |
| My Interests: |
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNteP10p2U8)
this is funny
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN6G-59ou14) |
| Misc. Details: |
| I think people in gerneral are stupid most of the time |
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