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::Currently:: Listening to: Fall for you by: Secondhand Serenade Excited about: Making a tie out of duct tape Feeling: Droll Drinking: Chocolate Milk Well, a lot happened today. Actually alot had happened in the past few days. Mainly, I mean school. I just decided; HEY. I wanna put up what happened. Apparently, I copied and pasted this paragraph to like five to ten people yesterday. But I edited it now and decided that I wanna show EVERYONE what happened. Hah. There were bomb threats going all around the school. They turned out to be fireworks that set off during 5th period. There was also a time where a bottle of paint was thrown at a window, and paint splattered everywhere. Then a girl got jumped, from what I heard. Then there was also the planning of the riot that was planned to be on Halloween, whereas 31 girls were going to be planned to get hurt. I was scared, so I didn't go to school today. When I went to the school to get something, there was almost NOBODY there! I was about to die of laughter, actually. xDDD I also remember that I almost set off a false alarm for the bombing yesterday. I accidentally had my bag slip onto a computer keyboard, and there was a beeping noise that came up. It was slow for like, a second before speeding up, and everyone thought it was a bomb until... "Calm down. Just take your bag off of the keyboard." ... CRAP! It was so hilarious when some girl pointed that out before we were about to run in a panic, and I was like, "DANGIT. I could've skipped the class." Hah! Wow. I almost started a panic... 8D 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"